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Joke of the Day

"Where's Jesus when you need him. There's only 2 fish sticks left and I've got company coming."

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race."

"ECHO! ECHO! ECHO! Hahaha. Just kidding Tina! But in all seriousness that's quite a serious infection you have here. - Me as a Gynaecologist"

"What do you call a Mexican Buddhist? Om-bre"

"I'll run on the treadmill, I'll do the elliptical, I will even take a zumba class... But yoga is a stretch for me."

"How many Italians can you fit in a bathtub? Don'tworryaboutit."

"I want to die in my sleep, like my grandpa did. and not screaming like the passengers in the backseat."

"This joke is like a never ending stairway. This joke is like a never ending stairway, it leads up to nothing"

"my wife is so ungrateful for christmas I got her an electric chair and she won't even sit in it."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bhuto ! Bhuto who ? Bhuto-n the other foot !"