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Joke of the Day
"Breaking up on Twitter: It's not @you it's @me."
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"All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream"
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"What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast? Fruity Plebbles."
"I was gonna make a sodium joke but... Na"
"why do people live in regular houses when there are steakhouses"
"Strange that the Bible has no bibliography."
"What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas? A tacodile"
"What do bees do with their honey? They cell it."