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Joke of the Day
"It looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night ... Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7."
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"What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common? They both are jamming people."
"In my old age, I am like a fine wine... Fifteen percent alcohol by volume."
"Awkward penguin http://tinypic.com/R/2lcwja/8"
"Some of the best decisions I've ever made involved me clicking cancel instead of send."
"Me: Ooh, I'd love to go to your party, but I have a dentist appointment. Her: On a Saturday night? Me: I've got really bad teeth."
"Firing Squad 2 men lined against a wall ready to be shot by a fireing squad..""have you any last requests""says the soldier...Yes says the man..can we stand behind the wall..."
"So a blind man walks into a bar. No one warned him."
"- much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7"
"I have a friend who's half Indian. Ian"