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Joke of the Day
"Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies."
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"The best joke ever created. Feminism."
"Happy new year!! Brrrrrr it's cold outside... It has to be the coldest day of the year!!!"
"Is it necessary for the first square of toilet paper to be glued down? Not all of us are surgeons."
"A porkchop walks into a bar The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"Why did the sperm cross the road?... Because I put on the wrong pair of socks today."
"Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky stopped smoking cigars? Now she's just bummimg cigarettes!"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A very soar arse"
"Grammar Nazi If somebody who is really anal about proper grammar is called a Grammar Nazi, is someone who constantly makes grammatical mistakes a Grammar Jew?"
"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? nobody ever changed that light bulb because we are to fat and lazy to do it"