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Joke of the Day

"I'm more of an amateur bater. I agree, I need more practice."

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic."

"I was going to make a joke about that bus... I was going to make a joke about that bus that rolled over and killed the driver and 9 passengers... But there's no pun in ten dead."

"In which month do women talk the least? February."

"My mom once got drunk and stabbed me because I look like my Father... ...But hey the past is the past. She's sober now and I can finally walk again."

"Thought I had $707 in my bank account, turns out it was ""LOL"" and I was holding my statement upside down."

"Today I was helping a friend install his fence, but I put in one of the stakes upside down so we had to do it over. Sorry for the repost."

"Whats a fly without wings? A walk"

"Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield? Its arse."

"What is your favorite dumb joke? Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally."