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Joke of the Day
"You guys, my mom wants to know if any of you are going to give her grandchildren."
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"My mother said fetch me a glass of water... My mother said ""fetch me a glass of water"" and I said ""no"" my mom said ""I bore you for nine months!"" So I said ""you bore me every time you speak!"""
"Black Lives Matter is protesting the Twin Cities Marathon... ...there must be a huge race issue in America"
"Why does Donald Trump dislike trees? Because they're brown and don't speak English."
"New York Yankees sign Adrian Peterson They were looking for a good switch hitter"
"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl+Esh"
"I like my women like I like my reality shows... ...Naked and Afraid"
"If I were to make a glory hole... I would make it out of walnut."
"I love math but you know what I find odd? Numbers that aren't divisible by two."
"Q: What do a telephone and a dog have in common? A: They both have collar ID."