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"I'm sorry, everyone who wrote stay cool in my yearbooks"
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"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The Bartender says, ""Hey, Rene, you want a scotch?"" Descartes replies, ""No, I think not."" And then he vanishes. No dice."
"So the other day I called my girlfriend fa- All family and friends are welcome to the funeral"
"Did you hear the one about the 2 gay ghosts? They kept giving each other the willies!"
"It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July."
"Why are there no good racist jokes for white people? because, only whites are racist."
"that's disgusting (unless you're up for it?)"
"""you're too polite"" I am not [two weeks earlier while my house is being robbed] sorry he doesn't usually bark at strangers"
"To make sure everyone cries at my funeral, I'm requesting they play nothing but Creed and Nickleback through factory car speakers."
"Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids: What did one lightbulb to say to the other? Watts up?"