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Joke of the Day
"When does one plus one equal three? Nine months later."
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"Kevin Hart said that he has turned down roles because the characters were gay, which is weird because I didn't think he knew the word ""no."""
"What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree? Jahbless!"
"Does it make you an acrobat if you get suspended from the chandelier by your drawers after falling over the 2nd floor railing?"
"How to get rid of crabs First, shave off half your pubes. Then light the other half on fire, as they run to the shaved side, stab them with a knife."
"Captain Hook hated Paper Scissors Rock since he could only play Question Mark, which had no value in the game."
"What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea river"
"Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg? Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg."
"What did the dad say to his baby who's being breastfed? You mothersucker."