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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the 2 gay ghosts? They kept giving each other the willies!"
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"There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary code and those who don`t."
"[Crime scene] Detective: the victim was high af when he died.. you could say it was *takes off sunglasses* D: blunt force trauma"
"I knew my daughter would be a slut when this bitch was 3 months old Instead of drinking the milk out of the bottle, she takes the bottle out her mouth and shakes it all over her face"
"There's a type of bee that after it stings you, you pass out and it tries to have sex with you. It's a Cos-Bee."
"Whats Jesus's favorite gun? A nail gun"
"What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !"
"Dinner at Cracker Barrel My wife and I at Cracker Barrel tonight. I looked around and said ""looks like we're having dinner at the nursing home."""
"Guy gets wife roses. She says ""I guess this means you want me on my back w my legs in the air?"" He says, ""Why, we don't have a Vase?"
"Looked up the oldest trick in the book... It just showed me who the first man to patronize a prostitute was."