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Joke of the Day
"Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids: What did one lightbulb to say to the other? Watts up?"
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"I have a split personality No he doesn't"
"Tanning Blondes Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks Are you two sisters? They laughed and replied, No we're not even Catholic."
"What is Bruce Jenner's nephew's favorite movie? Aunt Man"
"how does rex reclaim make his music? he composts it"
"First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires... Somewhere there is a scouser with a lamp and one wish left. /english humour"
"Did you hear about the midget that got arrested for masturbating in public? They say that he had a short cumming!"
"TIL if you type your password for all to see it gets censored. Look: 1337Penis Edit: GOD DANG IT"
"Purse dogs... I've heard they're pretty clutch."
"I never understood how a mother could lift a car with a child trapped under, until my phone got stuck under my bed."