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Joke of the Day

"that's disgusting (unless you're up for it?)"

"Shortest joke I know. Dwarf shortage."

"Knock, knock. Who's there?"

"If science is so great why hasn't it invented chocolate that has negative calories?"

"I was addicted to the hokey pokey but then I turned myself around."

"The Lord said to John, ""Come forth and receive Eternal Life""... But John came fifth and won a toaster."

"Every time I click on AMAs That's all the time we have, thanks everyone!"

"Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak? He kept coming out of no where"

"What's the difference between a prostitute and jesus? The face they make when you nail them."

"There are three types of people in the world. Those that are good with numbers and those who are not."