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Joke of the Day

"that's disgusting (unless you're up for it?)"

"I know a guy who became a millionaire after marrying his wife Before that, he was a billionaire..."

"What is Donald Trump's Favorite Nut? The wallnut."

"Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy... Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy, the last time he farted it was quite a big deal. Scientifically speaking, they call it the big bang."

"What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee? Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes."

"I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""turn left."""

"Relationship status bathing everyday isn't a priority anymore."

"Why are there no female serial killers ?? Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone."

"*Steals parking spot from guy backing in* Him:*middle finger* Me: [rolls down window] I SEE THAT YOU'RE NOT MARRIED. I ALSO AM NOT MARRIED"

"Even though it's just a one letter change the difference between ""Wish you were here"" and ""Wish you were her"" is tremendous"