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Joke of the Day

"I hate having to brush my teeth in the morning. I must be the only person in the world with hairy teeth."

"Its been almost ten years so I feel I can make this joke now. What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching? Oh, Phuket!"

"In my next life, I'd like to come back as someone who has a life."

"It can't be much fun being gay. Your friends are always moaning behind your back."

"To the person who stole my Microsoft Office. I will take it back. You have my Word."

"The look on my husbands face while watching a Victoria's Secret commercial tells me exactly where all my catalogs went."

"Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? BECAUSE There was no chemistry. LOL"

"When pearl jam comes on and you're like... It doesn't get Eddie Vedder than this"

"My girlfriend is always hooking, ending up elbow deep in a bush because she swings both ways She's a terrible golfer"

"Batman opened a restaurant... But he's serving just desserts."