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Joke of the Day
"Batman opened a restaurant... But he's serving just desserts."
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"What do bed detectives solve? Pillow cases"
"What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common? Liberal Arts Degrees."
"I cut myself while shaving... Because who... has time... for both. ~Jim Hamilton"
"Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live? Manhatin'"
"Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away? He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye"
"What do you say to a handicapped dog? ""Stay"""
"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo? One's a little lighter."
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can always unscrew a light bulb."
"I can count how many times I used condoms on one hand Zero. You put them on your penis, not your hand. Credit goes to Ron Jeremy."