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Joke of the Day

"The look on my husbands face while watching a Victoria's Secret commercial tells me exactly where all my catalogs went."

"Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good."

"Why are glasses required to do math? because you need it for davision"

"2 Rules to Be Successful 1) Don't tell everyone everything you know. 2)"

"TIFU By posting in the wrong subreddit"

"I don't make spelling and grammatical errors I invent new languages. You ignorant Count."

"Apple fitness products don't work. I tried the iHop and it only made me gain weight."

"All of Jesus' disciples were big and muscular Because Jesus was their whey"

"Where is the bathroom for I.T people located? At the I pee address."

"How come Django's wife never hears Django coming? The D is silent."