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Joke of the Day
"Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing"
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"[stops girl before she walks in the puddle] ""I got this one babe, *pulling out a straw* stand back"""
"Iguanas feel love but don't marry ..know why? Cos to Mariguana is illegal."
"2 Penises rob a bank 2 Penises are busy robbing a bank. All of a sudden a vibrator bursts through the doors. The one penis says to the other: ""Oh fuck! It's RoboCop!'"
"[Dirty] You know what they say about farm girls and horses... They both fell in mud."
"Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy? Because all the roads lead to Rome."
"""Son, if you keep masturbating like that you're going to go blind!"" Dad, I'm over here."
"What do you call a zoo that only has one dog? A shit-zoo."
"Why was Hitler better than Jesus? Jesus may have fed 5,000 people with 5 loaves of bread ad 2 fish, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."
"How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair."