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Joke of the Day
"To the person who stole my Microsoft Office. I will take it back. You have my Word."
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"Two fish were in a tank. One looks to the other and says, do you know how to drive this? Now, two sharks were in a tank. One looks to the other and says, I don't think that's enough equity."
"One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"*couple's marriage begins to fall apart* *marriage counselor blows on them like an N64 cartridge* Okay how about now"
"""Oh you're excited about something? I'll make sure that it doesn't happen."" - Life"
"A redneck walks in to a restaurant with his wife, sister and cousin He walks up to the host and says table for two please"
"What should you do if you're being attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler!"
"What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring."
"I've only ever met white people with gluten allergies"
"What's the difference between a hammer and a mallet? I don't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."