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Joke of the Day

"Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? BECAUSE There was no chemistry. LOL"

"Glass coffins - will they catch on? Remains to be seen!"

"I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it. Apparently she left me yesterday."

"One day Canada will conquer the galaxy... And they'll call it the *Milky Eh*."

"I was climbing the ladder to success Then a guy poked his head out of a window and said ""Hi, I'm Cess!"""

"Why does Mel Gibson never order a French Dip at a restaurant? Because it comes with Au Jus."

"My dear, departed animal companion. Although no longer with me, your name is now immortalised as part of a password I use on many websites."

"Teacher to lil Donal Trump Teacher: what you want to be when you grow up? lil Donald: I want to be Donald Trump because I'm rich, very...rich."

"""Hi, I'm calling for info on your bicycle on Craigslist."" It's heavy, brown, has new shoes, and loves carrots. It's definitely not a horse."

"What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners"