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Joke of the Day

"Its been almost ten years so I feel I can make this joke now. What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching? Oh, Phuket!"

"I used to be an expert on the DunningKruger effect... ...but then I began to learn more about it."

"So I'm reading that ""twerking"" and ""selfie"" have been added to the dictionary. ""Future"" and ""optimism"" have been removed..."

"A horse moved next door to me yesterday. I heard that they make good neighbors."

"How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused? loading..."

"Two chemist walks into a bar The first chemist says ""A glass of H2O"" The second says ""A glass of H2O, too"" The second chemist died soon after."

"When kids don't want to take a nap, can they be charged with resisting a rest?"

"Why do smurfs laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls ????"

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls. Owls who? Yes. Yes they do."

"Welcome to Passive Aggressive Club. We all got here early, but you just take your time."