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Joke of the Day

"It can't be much fun being gay. Your friends are always moaning behind your back."

"Bought myself some of that ""oasis soup"" You get a roll with it"

"What do you call a mexican who just took a shower? A clean beaner."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Tragic."

"[Entering Building As A Guy Leaves] Me: It's muggy out there. Guy: I'll be fine. *guy is beaten & robbed immediately. M: Told you."

"I saw a transvestite... wearing a T-shirt that said ""Guess"". Source: Demetri Martin. Person."

"My stalker sucks. She needs to try harder. I always have to keep going & finding her. It's like I'm following HER around. It's ridiculous."

"What do a Tupperware designer and a horny walrus have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."

"I've never met a weekend that I didn't like."

"What's white and 12 inches?? Nothing"