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Joke of the Day

"Experts say caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you... But don't worry, worrying is also bad for you too."

"What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU? Hillary got off Scott-free."

"The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called ""15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions. We Love You Brittani!"""

"When does a joke become a dad joke? Is that sexual harassment?"

"People who eat ass have a shitty taste in sex"

"My fellow Canadians, Complain about the heat just *once* and it will get taken away from us. Don't be the reason we can't have nice things"

"Your momma is so ugly that Scorpion says ""Get away from me"""

"How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb? They could not do it, they are all autistic."

"What do you call a broken vibrator? A dildon't"

"Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers ""Taxi!"""