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Joke of the Day

"People who eat ass have a shitty taste in sex"

"If you ever get hit by a car, try to spin like a ballerina. You won't get another chance like this."

"I wanted to become a dictator... but I was only partially qualified."

"What is Facebook? Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's ."

"What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife? Me love you wrong time."

"I woke up this morning with Chinese writing all over my bedroom walls. I couldn't understand it."

"Lesbians why do lesbians go to sports authority becuase they dont like dicks"

"Kate Gosselin got rejected by Playboy. When your hoo-ha could be mistaken for the Grand Canyon, you might want to try National Geographic."

"pregnancy tests should just read ""pregnant"" or ""nope just fat"""

"If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there."