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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU? Hillary got off Scott-free."

"Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States? He was Snowden."

"I woke up with just my arm in hospital Hospital is a weird name for a dog"

"i know how hard it must have been for my parents to tell me there was no santa because i just had to tell my parents there's no jesus"

"""TGIM!"" - My liver"

"We all wear masks. I'm about to trade in my 'polite coworker' mask for my 'dude you don't want to meet in a dark alley' mask In 3...2...1"

"What dat mouf do ;)"

"How do you make five pounds of fat attractive? You put a nipple on it."

"Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye deer (No idea) Q: What do you call a quadriplegic deer with no eyes? A: Still, no eye deer. (Still no idea)"

"and on the 8th day god created drugs and everybody was like ""thanks god you're the shit"""