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Joke of the Day

"The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called ""15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions. We Love You Brittani!"""

"As President Roosevelt said: ""We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."""

"My penis is in the Guinness Book of World Records... ...I wonder how long I can keep it here until I got kicked out of the library."

"There was a sign out at the whore house today... It read ""Temporarily closed for lunch; Beat it"""

"I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle."

"Neighbors across the street have their Christmas lights up, so I invited them to my Easter Egg hunt this afternoon."

"So is Bill Cosby a major disappointment? No, he's just off-pudding"

"With the PSN down I've had a chance to speak to my children... They seem nice"

"A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'"

"Robin Thicke can't even name a second Robin Thicke song"