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Joke of the Day

"Your momma is so ugly that Scorpion says ""Get away from me"""

"Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany? It was x-axis"

"A racist, a fascist, and an idiot walked into a bar ""What can I get you?"" Asked the bartender. ""I'll just have a water, and make sure the glass is small enough for my hands"" said Donald Trump."

"Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block? He had a fear of eights"

"A tiger got his tail caught in a lawn mower... He looked at it and said, ""It won't be long now...."""

"I call my penis the Trojan horse It looks harmless, but then it gets inside you and completely destroys you."

"I bought my dog a toy cell phone, now it takes him 45 minutes to shit."

"So my son asked me where his sunglasses are. I said ""I don't know, where are my dadglasses?"""

"How did Helen Keller lose her arm? Trying to read the road signs!!!"

"A joke about the mods [removed]"