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Joke of the Day

"The bartender says ""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school? Because he was always below a C"

"Ancient artifacts hint Jesus may have had a wife and kids So he likely suffered a lot more than we think."

"Do babies know they're stupid?"

"I like to eat spaghetti with my hands so people don't even have to ask how I'm doing"

"Did you all hear about the new terrorist group called Al-paca? The leaders name is Olama Bin Laden."

"My girlfriend fell and got a bruise on her ass. It was nasty. and the bruise was ugly too."

"*Makes bacon *Eats one piece *2 pieces *3 pieces *Eats all the bacon *Hides the evidence 9: Yummm! What's that smell? Me: Cereal"

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? America can't milk a cow for 14 years."

"A 'red list' of endangered species has been released. It includes 'literate people on Facebook' and 'monogamous footballers'."