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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a broken vibrator? A dildon't"

"I hear cancer is hard to beat No one got past stage 4."

"Why girls want to be mermaids 1. No pants 2. No periods 3. Perfect hair 4. You get to lure men to their deaths 5. Free clam bra"

"TIFU by accidentally making a private message a public comment revealing my Jalapeno and Cheese Recipe. It was nacho business reddit."

"I haven't seen the U.S. drop two on Japan that quickly since 1945"

"If she eats pizza with a fork, she isn't going to like being bent over the dining room table."

"What's grey and comes in quarts? [NSFW] Elephants."

"What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed? McBongald's"

"Why didn't we learn about essential oils in school? I mean, that shit is ESSENTIAL. Should've been the first lesson!"

"Mexicans jump the border alone or in pairs... Because there's no trespassing allowed."