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Joke of the Day

"How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb? They could not do it, they are all autistic."

"""I'M SO FUCKING WET!"" She screamed... ""GIVE IT TO ME!"" Alas, she can scream all she wants, but I'm not giving her the umbrella."

"Girls really shouldn't wear animal print clothing... ...if they're bigger than the said animal."

"What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? Bison."

"What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? Guardians of the Galaxy!"

"""I Like My Drinks Like I Like My Women"" Cold, Stiff, and been in the cellar for the past few years."

"How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork."

"Those Weren't Raisinets: A Mouse Tale"

"What separates the men from the boys is knowing that women love it when they show off their big throbbing manners and intelligence."

"What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper tits"