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Joke of the Day

"""This ice bucket challenge is really contributing to California's drought"" I said as i skipped into Raging Waters"

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"*giraffe getting his daily coffee* G: usual grande mocha man Barista: gee that's a... G: *sigh* B:...tall order G: Christ, every goddam day Phil"
"Next time a skinny bitch calls herself fat... I'm gonna agree with her."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boise ! Boise who ? Boise ivy !"
"Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends? They can't defend their towers."
"I like my coffee how I like my women... Not black."
"Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks ""Do all of you want a drink?"" The first logician says ""I don't know."" The second logician says ""I don't know."" The third logician says ""Yes!"""
"Someone told me today that I'm pretentious... Moi!?!?"
"Al-gebra is a mysterious organization. There are lots of unknowns..."
"Moderation: I don't know where it is... ...but they told us to drink in there."
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