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Joke of the Day

"Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks ""Do all of you want a drink?"" The first logician says ""I don't know."" The second logician says ""I don't know."" The third logician says ""Yes!"""

"What's long and hard and fucks old people? Osteoporosis"

"How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment."

"Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming? Because they are out standing in their field."

"My kids and this punchline have a lot in common. They're both a disappointment."

"Q. Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? A. The Ultrasound Guy http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sound&defid=491809"

"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't Chinese? They would have eaten the snake"

"What does Pac Man do when he's not eating dots? I don't know, probably just wakaround for a little while."

"What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff? They are hiring."

"Two envelopes had a baby It was male"