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Joke of the Day

"Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks ""Do all of you want a drink?"" The first logician says ""I don't know."" The second logician says ""I don't know."" The third logician says ""Yes!"""

"Why did the Priest cross the road? Because he crosses everything."

"Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom."

"Always hide you prescription bottles from your medicine cabinet so ppl don't know how crazy you are. Also, you're now out of xanax."

"The American Dental Association recently awarded their ""Dentist of theYear"" award once again. But all it is is a little plaque."

"I hate three things in this world: math"

"The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. "

"I bought an official Craig David fridge recently, and it's useless! It only chills on Sundays!"

"BREAKING NEWS!! Cheese Factory Explosion... De-Brie is everywhere!"

"What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common? I laugh at neither of them."