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Joke of the Day

"*giraffe getting his daily coffee* G: usual grande mocha man Barista: gee that's a... G: *sigh* B:...tall order G: Christ, every goddam day Phil"

"What brand of underwear do zombies wear? Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss"

"The cops said 911 was for emegencies only and not for me to report suspicious looking clouds."

"I used to steal jokes I still do, but I used to too"

"I like the religions where they're like ""god left after he made earth."" that's exactly what I would do if i created this mess."

"The days of good grammar has went."

"Lil Wayne is like if a doctor's handwriting came to life."

"What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA? A ban from the petting zoo."

"So I have a black girlfriend now ...after I severely burned my hand on the stove"

"Always pay your taxes with a smile I tried, but the IRS still wanted cash."