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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee how I like my women... Not black."

"I really liked ""The Force Awakens"". Not everyone did. But we can all agree on one thing. Kylo Ren was willing to do what the rest of us only think when it comes to dad jokes."

"This is how I like to review my books: I look at their prose and cons."

"Hey EU, heard you lost a country... ..., UK bro?"

"I saw a front page post today about a woman who hasn't experienced a period in 15 years. That's one long sentence."

"I have a deeply religious Muslim friend who knows the Qu'ran back to front Which is the way that the Koran is written. A surprisingly well informed joke about Islam (with apologies to Jimmy Carr)."

"What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife? A necrophiliac."

"I need to buy a new alarm clock. The one I have keeps going off while I'm asleep."

"Things I use my car for, from most to least: 1)Tweeting while parked 2)Snacking 3)Transporting bugs that can fly but are lazy 4)Driving"

"What do you call a dim witted hooker? A slow poke."