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Joke of the Day
"Next time a skinny bitch calls herself fat... I'm gonna agree with her."
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"Today's youth are getting worse. I was in a church yesterday, when I saw a guy lighting a cigarette from the candle. I was so shocked, that I dropped my beer bottle."
"What do u call a Jamaican proctologist? Poke'mon"
"Why are double amputees always wrong? Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself."
"A yoga pants owner, an uggs owner, and an iphone owner walks into a starbucks She orders a drink - Pumpkin Spice Latte"
"She told me I was a talented lover I told her I studied a broad."
"I scream. You scream. We all scream. We're being chased by bears. Life is a nightmare."
"Why did the lollipop cross the road? ... Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed."
"Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake their soda"
"What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine? Hugh Heifer"