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Joke of the Day
"Someone told me today that I'm pretentious... Moi!?!?"
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"That moment when you're driving and tweeting and you look up and notice you're in the Atlantic Ocean."
"Why did the butcher divorce his wife? He caught her eating his competitor's meat!"
"Can you fly a black hawk? Can the popes di*k fit through a donut."
"High school plays are a lot like airplanes. People only want to hear about them if they crash and burn."
"If you were 8 years old when ""red, red wine"" was released UB40 now."
"The worst thing about kissing the person who loves you the most is when you bang your teeth off the mirror"
"Alzheimer Joke (Not sure if repost.)"
"The Jackhammer, Now that was a groundbreaking discovery."
"Moe: My wife converted me to religion. Joe: Really? Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."