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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boise ! Boise who ? Boise ivy !"

"If you have your underwear on over top of your pants, I'll let you in line in front of me at the pharmacy."

"Me: I'd like to report a disturbance. Police Dispatcher: Okay, where sir? Me: In the force, I can feel it."

"I just saw a guy take a bite out of a kitkat without breaking it apart first. Listen sir, society has rules. Adhere to them please."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they just beat up the room for being black."

"Relationship status: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, YOU CALLED A STORMTROOPER A ROBOT"

"Her: I like the man-horsey in this film. He's hot. Me: Centaur. H: What? M: Centaur H: Is that his name? M: I want a divorce."

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it ain't three cause my basement is still dark."

"Mexicans used to excel at cross-country... ... but Donald Trump could be the reason they get a gold in pole-vaulting"

"For such a picky eater, I'm certainly not a picky weight gainer."