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Joke of the Day
"Moderation: I don't know where it is... ...but they told us to drink in there."
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"What's Paul McCartney's favourite food? Maccaroni"
"Why is craving karma points ironic? Because it's pointless."
"What's E.T. Stand for? Extra testicle"
"I want someone to push me up against the wall.. lean in.. and softly whisper... ""I'll do your housework for you"""
"Just built a kite that'll hold my cat. Figured if a mouse helped discover electricity then my cat & I should be able to unlock time travel."
"LPT: if you are lost in japan, ask for soy sauce ...it will shoyu the way"
"my date is in 2 hours, which means I have very little time to fix my glasses and fix my bangs and get a career and lose 50 pounds"
"I hate being used as a thesaurus. A mate just asked another term for ""monkey dung"" and I went apeshit."
"Recently HP fucked up on my order of a Laserjet they've sent me a fucking printer instead!"