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Joke of the Day

"A zombie walks into a bar Bartender says ""we don't serve zombies here"" to which the zombie replies ""that's fine, is the human fresh?"""

"Is 6 celebrity impersonations too small a number for me to do on this first date? I feel like its a little low..."

"Why didn't the cow go to the barn? He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood."

"I like my women how I like my light bulbs... Not too bright, easy to turn on and hanging from electrical wire in my basement."

"""Do you need a ride?"" Me, to every jogger I pass in my car"

"What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380."

"[OC] What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks? I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan."

"Pakistan makes nuclear threat in response to fake news The struggle Israel"

"Two old ladies sitting on a park bench.. Two old ladies sitting on a park bench, a streaker ran by. One of them had a stroke, the other just couldn't reach."

"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours."