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Joke of the Day
"Pakistan makes nuclear threat in response to fake news The struggle Israel"
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"Me:OMG RYAN GOSLING DIED! Oh. His hair. He dyed his hair. Brown. Can U believe that was a story? Husband: I think it worked great. Me:Zip it"
"""I'm great in bed"" ~ breakfast"
"How does Hasbro test tickle me elmo's? They have test-tickles."
"""Russel Brand reports he keeps being told he needs to shake up his image"" or, as people have been phrasing it 'Rustle brand'."
"Fish don't seem that stupid to me. If a burrito dropped out of the sky and hung in mid air I'd prob eat it."
"I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."
"To all the chicks on Twitter who complain about never getting laid, turn your location on."
"Hey pal, you wanna take this outside? *me & the guy from the bar scoop the bug up on a napkin and set it down gently on the grass in front*"
"How many potatos do you need to kill an Irishman? None."