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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380."

"What did the farmer say to the chocolate cow? Get to the back of the meat grinder!"

"What if lollipops moaned when you licked them?"

"How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac? They use Force quit."

"How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better."

"Why doesn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken came in another box."

"What's harder than beating Alabama twice? Beating LSU once, Geaux Tigers!!!"

"I told a girl she would look better with her hair back and she got really offended. Chemo patients are so sensitive."

"Went to the proctologist ... ended up with a ;"

"Don't buy a belt at the zoo, it's just a snake trying to escape."