135572
Joke of the Day
"""Do you need a ride?"" Me, to every jogger I pass in my car"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the latest thing affected by recession? My hairline!"
"There are so many scams on the Internet now... Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them."
"What is a pirate's favorite drink? The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)"
"What is the opposite of a meme? A youyou"
"Where does a pirate go on vacation? Arrrrrland."
"Organs are like onions If you cut them in half you will probably cry"
"What's a peasant's favorite sport? Serfing."
"[God-awful OC] What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them? The lanlord!"
"The citizens of Twin Peaks became furious when they learned who killed Laura Palmer. They soon began to behave like a lynch mob."