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Joke of the Day
"[OC] What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks? I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan."
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"cindy and president cindy to his friend"" me and the president of the country are equal"" ""how?""his friend asked ""look i dont go his home and he dont come my home"" cindy replied"
"Did I tell you guys about the guy who attempted suicide from the top floor of my building? I thought he was gonna live but that was a different story."
"What's so cool about cemeteries? I don't get it. People are dying to get in them."
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Hand the bitch a shovel"
"Ro-Ro-Robocop, Gently down the stream, Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Killing bad guys in old Detroit in revenge for his murder."
"What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot? Gutterfingers!"
"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she fits in your wife's jeans."
"My son just handed me a duck & a pig from his puzzle & smiled as if that made us ""even"" for all the food/clothing I've given him."
"A man balks in a war He is discharged for dereliction of duty and takes up drinking."