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Joke of the Day

"[OC] What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks? I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan."

"They are writing a biography about my dick Ok. Ok. A pamphlet."

"Mouth piercings look like robot herpes."

"Why does it always have to be ""he's addicted to drugs""? Why can't it be, ""he's passionate about drugs""."

"I find it hard to explain stuff to kleptomaniacs. They take things literally!"

"What is crucial to any joke about ISIS? The execution"

"Remember when we cried as kids and our parents said, ""I'll give you something to cry about"" We thought they were going to hit us but instead they destroyed the housing market."

"Did you know there are only two Lawyer jokes? The rest are all true."

"""Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"" ""Ask your sister!"" ""I don't have a si- Oh."""

"Why did the arena get hot after the game? All of the fans left"