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Joke of the Day

"Two old ladies sitting on a park bench.. Two old ladies sitting on a park bench, a streaker ran by. One of them had a stroke, the other just couldn't reach."

"Knock knock! **Who's there?** *Tank* **Tank who?** *You're welcome*"

"How can you teach your child about adversity if you don't leave a diaper unchanged once in a while?"

"Ever look at your frequently used emojis and realize that your two moods are drunk and circus tents?"

"""I'm $50 away from getting free shipping which is only $5 and what I want is $12 so I need to spend $38 more to save money."" -my brain"

"2010 prediction: Tiger Woods will leave golf entirely and begin a career in politics, where sex scandals are more widely accepted."

"ME: I can't come in to work. My grandma died BOSS: your grandma has died 4 times this year ME: yeah she's a cat"

"If eating fish is so good for your brain, how come sharks always score so poorly on the SAT?"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was out-standing in his field."

"Did you guys hear about that circus fire? It was in tents"