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Joke of the Day

"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours."

"Who was the most well known Jewish cook? Hitler!"

"What do you say to a grammar nazi who just got their left side cut off? Their, they're, there. You'll be all right."

"It's the embarrassment, not the blunt force trauma that kills you when you're hit by a Smart car."

"Why did the dog roll down the hill? It didn?t have any legs."

"Best way to lose weight. Wait until you are full and stop eating."

"How do you piss off /r/jokes? Jokes: son-of-a-b***h"

"Did you hear the one about the perverted statistician? He couldn't get off on the standard deviation"

"Aww I'm sorry you're mad the world doesn't revolve around you. Here...let me pour you a nice, tall glass of Get Over It."

"A man with three balls goes to another random guy and tells him: ""you know that together we have 5 balls?"" and the guy replies: ""why, you have only one?"""