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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the cow go to the barn? He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood."

"Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice? For the Halibut"

"What did the mime say to his girlfriend?"

"Heading down to the Autopsy Club later. It's open Mike night."

"What do you call a really quiet dog? A subwoofer."

"What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer."

"A grizzly walks in to a bar and orders a beer. The bartended asks ""hey you 21?"" ""Bearly"""

"Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off."

"Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen? Because it has microwaves"

"What is the recommended psychological treatment for mentally ill statisticians? Regression therapy"