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Joke of the Day

"Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey? To Prove They Were Not Chicken"

"I'd stage an angry protest against Scott Brown & the death of health care reform, but I can't afford to get hurt."

"Did you hear about the new HBO series that investigates gambling in sports? It's called Thrown Games."

"How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate? She was reading her lips."

"""only watch up to two hours of tv a day"" oh well i dont have time to watch tv because i stay on the internet all day so im good and healthy"

"Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister? Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer."

"Why did Medusa have to take sexual harassment training? Because she wouldn't stop objectifying people."

"[oval office] SECRETARY: (shrieks) there's a dead rat on my desk! PRESIDENT WHO IS A CAT: wow someone must really like you *winks*"

"What's the difference between a goat and a kid? My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising my goats."

"I know a great knock knock joke But you have to start it."