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Joke of the Day

"I know a great knock knock joke But you have to start it."

"Why do Farts Smell so Bad? So the deaf can enjoy them too."

"The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain."

"Dear car commercials, You probably don't mean to scare me but ""German engineering"" is also why I don't have so many cousins today."

"I'm thinking of going on a cleanse just not sure which race to start with"

"A good date ends with dinner. An excellent date ends with breakfast."

"Just been to the gym and there's a new machine there. I only used it for about an hour, as I started to feel sick, but it's great: it's got KitKats, Mars bars, crisps and everything in it"

"Katy Perry is such an inspiration to all those young girls out there who want to grow up and ride giant golden tigers."

"I need another name for a dinosaur. I should consult the Thesaurus."

"God: I need an Ark built. *Jesus lowers sunglasses* Jesus: I Noah guy."