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Joke of the Day

"I'd stage an angry protest against Scott Brown & the death of health care reform, but I can't afford to get hurt."

"The Last Man on Earth I wouldn't mind being the last man on Earth. At least I'd find out if all those girls were telling the truth."

"I bet Oscar Pistorius has a rough time in prison. He can't even stand up for himself."

"What's the derivative of Amazon? Amazon Prime"

"Rumor has it, some people get things accomplished without whining about it. Not my style. Interesting concept, though."

"""A ghost took a dump all over the house!!!"" - Paranormal Activia"

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies? He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts."

"I was talking to a religous friend when I remembered that Moses drank lots of tea ""Oh really, how does he make it?"" ""Hebrews it."""

"What is the photographer's favorite car? Ford Focus"

"why does the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks"