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Joke of the Day

"Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions."

"I don't need feimsm i like my men to be REAL MEN! the worst day of my life was when i realised i had mistakenly married a big bag of oranges"

".one-liner here lately i.ve been feeling a void in my life; it.s probably nothing..."

"""Here, drink this."" - Me speed dating."

"Apparently my uncle sold his soul to the devil for a cure for baldness. Now there's going to be Hell Toupee."

"Me: ""Can you go back four slides?"" Bride: ""To the wedding dress?"" Me: ""No, the cheese plate."" Me: Wipes tears."

"[First Date] HER: Do you consider yourself a feminist? ME: Oh I'm not feminist at all! HER: ME: In fact, some of my best friends are women."

"Wanna hear a joke?? Womens rights!! Even better? They believe it!!"

"What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza? Even if it is cold it's still good."

"Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold? The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) [No I am not a dad]"