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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new HBO series that investigates gambling in sports? It's called Thrown Games."

"if you're literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter well then I've got some news for you"

"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He comes once a year! :-)"

"You think YOUR economy is bad? Around here the hookers are giving free blowjobs just to get something hot on their bellys!"

"Why are the Dutch such great bakers? They know their way around an oven..."

"What do you get when OP gets erections? QR"

"Why did the pharaoh retire? Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme"

"Hey, women that breastfeed in public... What's with you not winking back?"

"Why does the US love Israel so much? Because is a raeli good country"

"STUDENT: what's it like being drunk? TEACHER: see those 6 desks? A drunk person would see 12. STUDENT: there are only 3 desks."