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Joke of the Day
"What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman? He parks his car, man."
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"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea? The farmer shucks between fits."
"So I heard a bad joke about a prostitute... It was whoreible."
"Shit happens You know what they say: shit happens. That's why every time something bad happens, I pray for constipation."
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre So he gives her one."
"I only listen to Australian indie pop music on Sundays.. Because that is the Lorde's day."
"A Canadian man has found a dead mouse in his McDonalds coffee. They just don't seem to put the effort into those happy meal toys anymore."
"why the animale go to the store? ""chill"" with friends"
"how do you make a dog go ""meow""? Freeze it solid then push it through a band saw. MEEEOOW!"
"What kind of room has no windows or doors A mushroom"