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Joke of the Day
"What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman? He parks his car, man."
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"Corny computer jokes? Why was the spider inside the Computer? He was looking for a webpage!"
"What does Donald Trump say after sex? I'm **President**"
"What do you call rice on 2 legs? Pi Ok, I'm leaving now."
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink"
"There hasn't been a ""final"" fantasy"
"If the President rides equestrian without a saddle, what do you call the animal he's on? Bare Horse One."
"I just hope people who say ""Jesus is my co-pilot"" realize he's a 1st century carpenter with no time in a flight simulator."
"If two Homeless people are hitting each other with a cardboard boxes... Is it a pillow fight?"
"I've been happily married for four years out of a total of 10."