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Joke of the Day
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre So he gives her one."
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"Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple? You dont cum on the apple before you eat it...."
"First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper."
"If there is anything in this world to be happy about... Just be glad that the tastebuds are at the front end."
"If I were British these tweets would be worth 1.61 times as much."
"I offered a homeless man the rest of my Pumpkin Spiced Latte.. He said ""No thanks. I'm homeless, not a fag."""
"So the Macarena turns out to be about a girl double-teaming her boyfriend's friends. Now we know the lyrics were crowd-sourced from Twitter."
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"Jerk chicken is just regular chicken that didn't let it's daughter go to prom"